“The high elf fans start the match by invading the pitch, stunning 5/10 of our players before the ball has even landed!!

The elf players take advantage of this to pile through our former line of scrimmage and gang-foul our DP with their one (a KO) and to move the ball unopposed up one side of the pitch. In their second turn they BH one beastman and KILL another (the apothecary can do nothing) - and then stroll in the opening touchdown. This could be painful!

The elves do a nice kick right to the sideline and we can't pick it up this turn. We look to even the numbers slightly with a foul from our woken up DP which badly hurts a blodging elf but gets him sent off! We pile in all around the ball (as have the elves) but they use their leaping ag5 to get some space and grab the ball to run in the 2nd TD.

We receive and our clawed CW immediately kills the elf facing him (though their apo is unfortunately rather skilled and saves him) but that's where the good stuff ends as elves stream through, putting us under pressure and eventually grabbing the ball and scoring their 3rd TD on turn 8. Amazing play by the elves and their fans go wild.

Lets hope the second half is kinder on our 7 remaining players (facing 8 elves).
The elvish fans get the ref! Uh Oh- #1 priority is now to remove their dirty player.
We blitz him but can't injure, then his first foul KILLs a rookie CW!

The elves easily swarm over us and push downfield to score and make it 4-0. We are truly outskilled and outnumbered here and the elves once again charge downfield and make it 5-0. A humiliating defeat so far, can we at least notch up a second casualty?

Yep, one of our chaos warriors notches up a kill on the line of scrimmage (we've had enough LOS chances!!) in our second last turn.

Thanks for the game Brenkus, almost certainly my most brutal loss to date!”