“Tale X: The Ship Of The Commodore

The Queen of the dark fairies was bored. Even the undead jester couldn't cheer her up, not even by strangling fuzzy little animals or eating them alive. The faes were sad to see their ruler like that, so they decided to find her old friend the mad Commodore. They sent dead crows with messages to every direction to find him and invite him to the forest. Finally one of the birds came back with an answer. The letter read: "My Lady, I invite you to a feast to my ship. You will find me on Killer Lake three midnights from now. Bring your minions too, so we can have a little game." They showed the letter to the Queen and saw her cheering up already. "Get my bath of virgin's blood ready and make me a new dress out of the skin of the most beautiful women you can find!" she ordered. Two nights of previosly unknown terror haunted the land, but the Queen got what she wanted.

Finally she arrived with her entourage at the lake at night. The water still, but after a while the Queen could see the sure signs of the Commodore arriving. First the water turned red from the gore that the mad vampire used in his dark rituals, then his mighty ship rose from the depths. The Queen and her entourage got on the ship using the moonlight's refelction on the surface as bridge. "My Lady, such a honour to see you here" said the ancient captain with mad red glow in his eyes and chewing on a dead parrott. " Luthor, you were always a buffoon and I don't think you will ever change" replied the Queen. After the greetings the feast and the game began. The Commodore and the Queen made a bet; whoever wins can take a servant from the other team. As the team of Fleischwald won the Lady chose Beater of 370 Beats, a disfigured zombie. She asked the Commodore to make the servant able to feel pain again. The madman agreed. Then she ordered her minions to strip all the flesh of the poor creature. The minions obeyed happily and the creature felt the pain of thousand deaths. And the Queen of the dark Pixies finally laughed again.”