“Spike Reporter - Beating up on depleated elves can hardly be called sporting.

Callahan - Any hunt by definition is a sport.

Spike Reporter - At one time your team was actually outnumbered by the elves you were so called 'hunting.' Explain to the fans how this happened.

Callahan - The boys are a little rambunctious and prone to drink. We will address the policy of appropriate times for celebration. What is important here is they did convincingly win.

Spike Reporter - Late in the game Daryle had a chance to put this game away and deny the elves any score. She seemed to look toward the bench for guidance but you did not direct her, she ended up muffing the ball and gave the elves a clear shot at the goal.

Callahan - A coach has many aspects of the game to attend to. The larger goal of winning the game and developing a strategy for the possability of an elvin score was one of them. The subsequent kickoff defense worked and secured the game for us.

Spike Reporter - What will you do about the appearent lack of enthusiasm to play the game under the overbearing enthusiasm to drink and strut which seems to be a barrier for the team to achieve positive results?

Callahan - Huh?

Spike Reporter - The team lacks the focus to consistantly score.

Callahan - We had some good practice last week, and will continue to build on the things that worked in this week's practice sessions. These are a bunch of really great guys. They are a good football team.”