“Grand final between Chaos Dwarfs and Wood Elfs, a body slaughter from hardhitting dwarfs or agility play from elfs that was brought up jumping from tree to tree learning the art of dodging?

Woodies won the coin toss meaning that first half was spent dodging Bull Centaurs and pushing away Dwarfs. A nervous first couple of turns from the woodies and a referee that oddly enough looked away when obvious fouls was committed by the elfs gave Wood 'em up! A perfect turn 8 touch down by the real man of the match Olof Palme gave the woodies a good feeling going in the second half. A wizard was standing around impatiently waiting for his potential devastating fireball. But he was not needed when the chaotic dwarfs gave a 1d tackle blitz on the ball carrier and a lucky hit gave jordell time to earn his 70 K sign on fee. He showed the 92 000 people audience that 2 tackle zones are no hindrance for a pick up and a tackle dodge. 2-0 was only 2 2+ dodges away and a pass/catch with 2 ag5 elfs left the Chaos Dwarfs trailing and the game virtually over.

Next turn anti man of the match - Minotaur Ablatio Testis - showed coach Eldritch why he can never trust an animal with a nosering, turnover and the elfs were running for the ball. A quick solid cage by the Choas Dwrafs and time to bring out the gimp, sorry Wiz. All players except ball handler went down and he must have felt himself awful lonely. 2d later and Olof Palme again stood close to the end zone with a leather ball in his delicate hands.

Thanks to coach Eldritch for a good game. Illegal drugs isnt enough to stop an 30+ TS Wood Elf team with Jordell leading the way. My first tournament gave me a sweet victory and I owe it all to Olof Palme. After the game Mr Palme declared himself about to retire the game due to a injury that keeps reminding him that he is not a youngster anymore. We thank him for all his services and agrees to take his prodigy son Mårten Palme under the Wood 'em up! wings.



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