“An utter rape job. I trailed by 29% luck for most of the game, only some garbage time one dice pows near the end brought me up from 41%.

I could rarely pick up the ball, hand off nor pass, whilst my opponent was able to do one dice pows most of the game, using a Zombie to block my Troll 2 dice my choice getting double pows and causing a casualty, regen failed and my apoth failed. My two casualties I inflict are regenerated of course.

My second half, I start with a double skull block, rerolled to double skulls.

Whilst I continued to get crappy rolls, my opponent catches a bouncing ball and continues to get one dice pows on me.

Did my opponent play well? Who knows, I didn't have a chance to play him properly. With only 9 players for most of the game who failed at everything they did even the crappiest coach would have trounced me at least 2-0. The only reason Candlejack didn't win 4-0 was that he decided to try and pass to another player to maximise SPPs when he had no rerolls left.

Just another total screw job that wasted 90 minutes of my life and there was not a single moment of enjoyment in the game except me fouling (to no avail) to vent off some frustration, and even that was more petty than fun.


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