“It was a tough brawl between the Gutshakers and Fanatics. Despite the long legs and tenacity of the humans, they couldn't put a dent into the iron lines of the dwarves.

An early fumble by Stuntylegs Fasttrot looked to make it an ugly day for the 'Shakers, as it allowed the Fanatics to blitz the stunned dwarves. Despite this early mistake the 'Shakers were able to fight back, reforming their lines and allowing Stuntylegs to make it to the safety of a bearded pocket. Once the pocket had formed the 'Shakers marched down field for their first TD.

On the next drive the Fanatics tried a quick dash down the sidelines, hoping that their long legs would help outdistance their stunty opponents. Trying to gain a few extra yards, Catcher Keneda Catum, was tripped up by a debris left from a previous game. 'Shakers blitzer Smashen Yo'Face then retrieved the ball and made a miraculous pass to Stuntylegs who was then returned the ball down field for his second score of the game.

Only one injury of note:

Gutshaker longbeard Mace Steelbrow will miss the next game due to a gouged eye.

Also of note was the heated battle between the 'Shakers' Azazel Devilbrew and the Fanatics' Earl Blomkest. For much of the game these two ignored the events swirling around them to become involved in a heated brawl all to themselves. While no clear victor was crowned, Azazel was heard to say, "Next time that skinny no beard will get what's coming to him!"”