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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2008-03-27 05:09:05
TV 1540k Skaven
2
Winnings 40k
Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 1/2/1
 
 
Vampire TV 1680k
0
30k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor -1
1/0/0 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#2
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
15
7
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
8
-
#4
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
3
6
-
-
#6
1
1
-
-
-
4
-
-1
6
-
-
#8
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
2
-
#11
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
17
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
4
TOTALS
2
2
2
-
1
17
-
2
27
54
4
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
10
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
4
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#5
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
2
4
-
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
3
-
#10
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
-
6
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
#13
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
-1
-
2
1
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
-
2
1
-
1
9
-
1
8
47
3

#1 Thought – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#3 Brimley – Dead (RIP)
#16 Franklin – Broken Ribs (MNG)
Ugh.

Still, turn 16 was almost the coolest play ever...vampire ball carrier taken down...ball scatters into the center of 8 players…all skaven in the 8 player ring have moved already! Blitz already used! Only one way for the gutter runner to get in there…

The rat’s Dirty Player dashed around the circle, winding up a masterful kick at the downed vampire…go for it…he stumbles! But recovers his footing just in time to land a powerful foul on the prone bloodsucker…sending him off the pitch! The skaven fans rise the their feet!

The gutter runner leaps to his feet, dashes brazenly into the melee, ignoring clumsily tackling thralls! He scoops up the ball amidst thrashing arms, legs and tails, and scampers out the same hole he came in through…dashing over to the waiting skaven thrower for the hand off…then a quick pass to the wide open linerat for a last second TD! The crowd is going wild!

Except the thrower baubles the ball! It hits the pitch just as the final whistle blows! Gaaaah!

Well, so I didn’t get to witness the whole thing, and the game cost me a fine vampire…but hey, at least I didn’t have to face that loathsome pop-up message window telling me “Opposing player X has scored a touchdown!” and then expecting me to click “Ok”.

No! No! It isn’t Ok! That was supposed to be my bloody touchdown! I am not at ALL OK with the fact that they scored it instead! Not ok Not Ok NOT OK!! But they make you click OK don’t they? They get inside your head, and they stop the game, and it can’t go on until you say it is ok that you are getting pasted and JavaBowl just HAS to rub it in. Where is the smegging option to click “No, I’m NOT Ok with my frigging opponent scoring yet another touchdown on my Swiss Cheese defense, but I guess I have to click something to make this bloody pop-up go away so that we can proceed with my shellacking, so I’ll just click this big button here instead”

Boy, another option like that sure would help quiet all the dogs that are barking in my head…
 
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