“This was the first loss for Insania, and a vicious one too. The game was decided by midway through the first half, after a devastating series of blocks left the side with 3 in the injury box, 2 in KO, and no apothecary. Considering we received the kick off, it was a remarkable run of damage by the Chubby Mummies. The Insanum backroom staff were tortured until they admitted to tampering with the armour of the players who spent most of the match dazed or injured and, truth be told, I was fearing having to conceed or retire the team but fortunately there was a disproportionate number of stuns and KOs after one of the star players, Inasnum, had his hip bone split in two. What was more remarkable was that all this injury didn't really involve fouling, of which there was only one although it did result in a badly hurt player. Had Rackasaur been more intent on fouling, this would have been much much worse.

I don't mean to take anything away from Rackasaur, but this match was decided purely by dice and in the end tactics were moot. After the first few turns, anything other than a comfortable Chubby Mummies victory was on the cards - even a novice coach would have won this. I would also thank Rackasaur for sparing my team a total and utter mauling under the boots of his skeletons, considering he had the capacity to do so comfortably, even with prospective sendings off.

Still, it could have been worse.”