“RIP Punch Rockgroin, the torch shall however be carried on through his son Ace Rockgroin who tragically was set to play his first game for the 3Ms after this one. Today the 3Ms lived up to their name and managed to pull off a draw and come close to winning, however a last minute coaching hiccup left them meters away from a touchdown with seconds to go. Mostly a hard slog against those dwarves that were able to remain conscious as the final 6-7 were able to tie up most of the 3Ms however Buck Plankchest showed his stuff and managed to slip past the valiant DH defense to score.

In an unrelated story the 3Ms will be severely cracking down on crowd behavior next game after the... unfortunate events of this game. On the spot fines and eviction from the grounds can be expected for any fan that causes trouble.”