“The BB TV reporter got a quick statement from FC OMK Manager Absentmind: "Those wimpy bastards are gonna get an extra training session 3 o clock in the morning! The idiots can't pick up the ball or pound their opponents to the ground, not even mentioning that they cannot go for the extra metres! Gorritakid's team was a great example of the unbelievable combination of skill, coaching, luck and teamwork. We want to add all those elements to our play. Today we had none."

Later on, OMK beat up their next opponent 2-0 with numerous casualties inflicted. Thanks to gorritakid for teaching the team.”