“hmm. What to say?
First of all: Thx for the great presupport of all the guys, that told me: "Ur team will gonna get smashed, muahahaha... but you have to win!"
Second: I asked several guys one day before the game started, what i have to do with all the handis I would get. And all three of em said to me: "Give ur OTler the Iron man, if u get it... But it wont help, ur team will get smashed anyway, mwuahahaha." And so was it. Besides the *smash* :-)
Third: Big thanx to Lewdgrip for the exciting game and for his patience with me as a very slow tourney player.
Fourth: Very big thx goes out to the Academy of arcane arts for let me rent a fabulous wizard. He did his job that well.

To the game:
I had to face a monstrous muscle team, full of claw-mb-tackle-guard freaks...
too many to even have the slightest chance, to get rid of them.
Some wise men told me in the past: Dont do the close combat stuff with chaos if u have av7.
Another wise man told me right a day before the game, that now the time has come, to show all the other old and wise men, that they have been goddamn right.

So i did, as I was told... and sacrificed a lamb for nuffle.
I guess, Nuffle liked it... and me.

Handicaps have been: Smelling salts, bad press, extra training, knuckleduster and *tadaaaa* IRONSUPERONETURNGUTTERRUNNERMAN! and Lewd was right: Ironman and Smellingsalts has won the match.

Me was reciever at first. A quick snap later and my whole team was on the other half of the pitch and stalled until turn 4/3. 1 - 0.
He recieved. I tried to break through and to grab the ball, that was protected by a single ChaosWarrior and the rest of his team was holding the line. A pass later, the ball was in my half of the field and i managed to retreat.
Now was Wizard time. 2 of the 4 guys, that has been hit by the fireball were forced to the ground and ball was lying there to their feets. Blitz, grab, dodge, gfi.... failed pass.... dooh! It would have been the end of the game i guess. But nuffle, wanted to make it a bit more exciting.
Lewd managed to get rid of the divingtackler and the RO Prehensile tail and hasnt even to dodge out to a pass... RR was gone in the last turn and the pass ball didnt find the hands, he was trying to fall in. *phew*. Still 1 - 0.

2nd half:
After destructing about half of the team, Lewd stalled his way back home, while the bankier of him was sitting next to Reffrey Pete and both must have been busy with talking about money, cause every single foul wasnt seen... *hrmpf*.
Again i was lucky, cause there was no real harm in it, besides the two missings.
As I told before Lewd stalled easily his half back home, just intercepted here and there by SuperratIronManOneTurnGutterRunner, which was playing with him... cat and mouse i guess, with no way of the Cat to eat the mouse :-)

very last turn: SuperratIronmanOneTurnGutterRunner was ready, 8 guys left.
The arena seemed not even to breath a bit. The fights stopped and the crowd has gone silent. The line covered with tacklers and no reroll was left after my other gutter tried to get the ball.
An anonymous fan told me later, that he was like:
(first dodge 4+) "yes..." (second dodge 2+ and gfi 2+) ... "yes..." ... ... ...(third dodge 2+ and gfi 2+) "yesss! YES YES YES!"

Wow... what a game.
Now it is about one hour later and im still that happy, like after i took one of the blue pills, my doctor always gives me... a propos... *grabsOne*
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