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Match Result · Unranked division
Match recorded on 2008-04-24 20:40:51
40k
1/3/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
3
-
1
11
-
-
5
46
1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
3
-
1
17
-
-
26
44
4
A violent first half saw Valknut's Chosen pulp Genus Greenus down to four men, only to see the Greens come back from the dead to win 2-0. We speak to Valknut's Chosen owner Odyn Murdercrow to get the lowdown.
"Odyn, what went wrong?"
"What do you mean? That was the best game we ever played!"
"You lost 2-0 - your fans must be livid"
"We brought 'em down to just four -four- men in the first half - Smackdowns are what the fans want and smackdowns are what we give 'em. Smackdowns baby, SMACKDOWNS! WOOO!"
"Some would say you need to develop the team's ball play"
"What's a ball?"
"Er, the round pointy thing you try to carry into the endzone.."
Ah, the fight marker! We get that fight marker, we pick it up and we smack it down right where we want the fight to happen, where we make the Smackdowns happen! Smackdowns! Yeah!
"Your team only picks the ball up so the other team has to fight you?"
Yeah man, we're the Norse, we're here to fight, not play freakin' volleyball! Smackdowns man, that's what it's about, SMACKDOWNS! <rest of Valknut's Chosen surround their team's owner, lifting him up onto their shoulders and cheering>”