“I handed Alonut and his honest Dogs a victory by skill whoring - attempting a needless hand off without a reroll before scoring. It was dropped and, with no rerolls left, my team was unable to recover the ball and complete the play.

The second half saw the fans voice their disapproval at the profligacy of the first half by hurling a rock and knocking over the minotaur who, having not eaten before the match and not savouring the prospect of an undead meal, went wild in anger at the injustice. Undead flesh tastes iffy, apparently! My players also left their armour in the changing rooms. With a hungry mino throwing a tantrum on the ground, and his team mates often stunned by blocks, the opening TD was inevitable. With the minotaur still going mad at the next kick off (that mino was roaring most of the match!) the tactical weakness meant no chance of a quick reply and a deserved loss after the silliness of the first half.”