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CTV 1770k Necromantic
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Chaos CTV 1770k
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#7 More Ferarum – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#7 More Ferarum – Smashed Knee (NI)
#8 Éviscerare – Dead (RIP)
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Tensions were helped greatly by a early execution of the perfect foul. A highly skilled zombie stomped on the head of a chaos warrior, removing it completely. Fortunately the apothecary caught it and managed to slap it back on before the creature's soul was sucked into the void. Coach Chainsaw could be seen cringing and whinging at his opposite number for the rest of the match as his players were at the whim of Nuffle. Fortunately Nuffle spared most of them although the team will take a bit of rebuilding after this pounding.
The Night of the Living Homeless flesh golems could be seen blushing brightly at the end of the match after being told they were lied to by an undercover wizard, a psychological trick employed by Coach Emperor. They had been told they were descended from elves. It worked a treat as they slipped in an out of tackle zones throughout the match, but now they know the truth - that they are really just clumsy oafs - expect normal flat footed flesh golem stumbling to resume in future games.”