“The Emperor's wolves were ravenous and they minced through the Vivere players. Not really a good day for the chaos team who failed most things of note except for salvaging a draw right at the end of the game. There were a series of brutal turns that wiped out several VeV players, the first of which involved a series of dodges and single pow blocks, leaving emerging star beastman Éviscerare as a series of entrails on the ground as well as removing strong tackler Nulli Secundus from the game.

Tensions were helped greatly by a early execution of the perfect foul. A highly skilled zombie stomped on the head of a chaos warrior, removing it completely. Fortunately the apothecary caught it and managed to slap it back on before the creature's soul was sucked into the void. Coach Chainsaw could be seen cringing and whinging at his opposite number for the rest of the match as his players were at the whim of Nuffle. Fortunately Nuffle spared most of them although the team will take a bit of rebuilding after this pounding.

The Night of the Living Homeless flesh golems could be seen blushing brightly at the end of the match after being told they were lied to by an undercover wizard, a psychological trick employed by Coach Emperor. They had been told they were descended from elves. It worked a treat as they slipped in an out of tackle zones throughout the match, but now they know the truth - that they are really just clumsy oafs - expect normal flat footed flesh golem stumbling to resume in future games.”