“When his slightly battered but still fearsome band of gnarling chaos creatures was challenged by a group of girls, Coach Chainsaw thought it was a joke. Still, never one to deny a lady - especially not a large group of angry ones - he decided to humour them and accepted the challenge.

Rumours have recently persisted that the Vivere players have been kept away from any kind of females of late. We use the term 'females' loosely since these tortured beasts don't seem to mind what their hormones are unleashed upon. Apparently the abstinence improves performance and with vicious injuries mounting quickly it soon seemed the Chachas Locas were either on the receiving end of a group of horny chaos players or suffered at the hands of a galvanised team.

It became too obvious that it was simply the joy of being in female company without restraint as the VeV players failed to take advantage of their superiors numbers or strength and win a game that should have been won comfortably. Several times players were found humping their opponents rather than hurting them, providing enough distraction to allow this group of girls to draw the game.”