“Well, everyone enjoyed the food at this match, even the ref.

Game antics included such stupid feats of strength as...

How many flings can my woodie carry? The award went to Ninjitsu who carried up to 4 flings. The fifth strained his back however.

How many flings can you pull in tug-of-war? The award went to Hapkido, who could pull 3 flings before the cheating flings tied the rope to Shivering Timbers.

How many kegs of beer can my woodie drink? The award went to Judo who drank and smoked so much he was last seen running naked into the Dark Underwood, covered from head to toe in new tatoos.

Quite a few Woodies enjoyed getting Hena tatoos, titty tatas being very popular. Most of the Woodies spent the second half admiring the tats. In fact, only Kung Fu managed to line up for the last kickoff, enraged by his teams lack of play.

In the end, however, when the ball was kicked, another keg of fungus ale brought out. Kung Fu sighed and joined the drinking.”