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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2008-06-03 19:15:48
TV 2000k Vampire
1
Winnings 30k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/2/0
 
 
Elven Union TV 2030k
3
50k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/0/1 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-1
4
-
#2
-
-
1
-
-
2
-
-
5
7
-
#3
1
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
7
5
-
#6
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#8
-
2
-
-
1
7
-
3
9
5
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
#12
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
5
1
4
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
#16
-
1
-
-
-
1
-
1
-
2
-
TOTALS
1
4
1
-
1
14
-
9
21
37
2
If this was real life then Chewie would be facing arrest for slipping Calcium Rohypnol and repeatedly violating him......

Calcium wakes up the following morning..."What happened? And why is my ar$e so sore?"

(The above statement in no way brings into question Chewie's sexuality. It's your sick mind twisting my attempt at a joke dear reader. However, he does look cuter now he has shaved...)

One of the few dice rapings I have enjoyed on FUMBBL. And thats down to the coach I played.

Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
3
-
-
-
3
-
11
9
-
-
#2
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
1
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
4
-
#9
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
-
9
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
7
1
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-2
5
-
#13
1
1
1
-
-
6
-
-3
3
3
2
#14
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
#15
2
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
14
1
-
TOTALS
3
4
1
-
1
20
-
8
31
40
5

#4 Ryan Flynn – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#4 Ryan Flynn – Smashed Knee (NI)
Cheers dude. Your guys didn't really show up, and the KO rolls and the ref weren't kind to either of us. Luckily for me, i didn't have many KOs :P

It's hard for vamps to get going when they are outbashed by elves.

Spread the word about my cuteness please, i'm single...

/me slips Cal some more "Jolly Juice" - Russo wants to see you next (and yes, i am calling Russo's sexuality into question).

I'm sure the original report was more "colourful" - and that would have worked too. :)
 
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