“Mordor - Season 3

For two seasons we have fought amongst the creatures of Mordor and proven our might is the greatest. Now, for the third season we return and find some young ogres and goblins - thinking they should represent Mordor against the Freeworld. They are young and weak! Both our tacklers (Captain Sam and Fang) were unable to play due to a virus and Blaze (our leading receiver) was waylaid for some trumped up charges about women and drinking - as if! We still had 12 players to set on the field and while everyone was discussing the massive size of the ogres, we had a little conversation with some of our more rabid fans...the ref got the message loud and clear!

We received the ball first and wasted no time in knocking down the ogres and Shield delivered a death blow to the ogre on the ground (his first of 3 RIPs). Although the apothecary saved the ogre. On the second turn, there was no apothecary to save Shield's next victim. Only 1 ogre was left on the field at the end of the half when we scored...1-0.

The second half started and all the knocked out players returned so 4 ogres remained against us. We could have eased off...but this was the first game for the Ogres...they believed they had a place among the elite of Mordor. We intended to show them clearly that they did not! Shield continued to brutally kick and Captain Thingol continued to blitz - until the smoke cleared and it was a 3-1 victory and the gravedigger had his work cut out for him.

Let it be know - too long has the One Ring been held by the Freeworld - it is time that Mordor rises up! Only the strong must survive!”