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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2008-06-14 14:05:31
40k
1/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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1
1
-
1
8
-
3
23
36
1
#3 Russo – Smashed Knee (NI)
#8 Wolfskin – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#8 Wolfskin – Smashed Knee (NI)
#16 EnglishJake – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
1
7
-
1
29
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3
41
58
4
“This was an important game for Nouns. In a fit of incoherent rage over his premature departure from BotZ, the head coach of Nouns had declared this a Grudge Match. Don't let the scoreline distract you: Nouns had two very specific goals in this match, both of which they failed at.
Firstly, the traitor All-Grain was marked for death. Ulm had decreed that the player who brought him the tiny horns of this beastman would get an extra serving of Post-Match Pie. But in spite of inspired attempts from both Proclivity, Dictum and Ukase, all-grain dodged his much-deserved fate time and again.
Second, JanMattys was marked for a sound thrashing to elevate Qaz to glory. Nothing personal against JanMattys, but a general consensus was reached in #fumbbl.dk that danes should hog the glory. At this, too, we failed. In spite of spirited attempts from Proclivity, it took only a short rest in BotZ dugout before he reemerged, invigorated and smelling more than a little of Cheddar and Nutmeg. It might be best not to dwell on what unholy rituals are performed in the name of the Zzabur by their apothecary.
All said, it was a very one-sided match. Before the game, we had offered up a large keg of Mushroom Moonshine to Cyco as a token of our admiration. This paid dividends on the field, as he spent the majority of the match staring into the air, uttering wisdoms such as: "The bees! The bees are plaid!", "Many things can be eaten, that are not food." and "Ooo... Shiny!". This allowed us to quickly secure the ball and get on wth the business of beating anything still standing into a bloody pulp.
The Zzabur of the game is: Proclivity. Although many players demonstrated uncommon ferocity today, none can hold a candle to the dervish of annihilation that is Proclivity. Well done! Tonight, you dine on Pie!
And Gamut. Report to the head coaches office. We will have Words about your inability to cause casualties, despite making repeated gangfouls.
A special mention goes out to Vain, who was an extremely good sport about the hand that Nuffle and Tzeentch had dealt him. He made the best of a situation that would leave many coaches - yours truly included - screaming in incoherent rage at our monitors.”
Firstly, the traitor All-Grain was marked for death. Ulm had decreed that the player who brought him the tiny horns of this beastman would get an extra serving of Post-Match Pie. But in spite of inspired attempts from both Proclivity, Dictum and Ukase, all-grain dodged his much-deserved fate time and again.
Second, JanMattys was marked for a sound thrashing to elevate Qaz to glory. Nothing personal against JanMattys, but a general consensus was reached in #fumbbl.dk that danes should hog the glory. At this, too, we failed. In spite of spirited attempts from Proclivity, it took only a short rest in BotZ dugout before he reemerged, invigorated and smelling more than a little of Cheddar and Nutmeg. It might be best not to dwell on what unholy rituals are performed in the name of the Zzabur by their apothecary.
All said, it was a very one-sided match. Before the game, we had offered up a large keg of Mushroom Moonshine to Cyco as a token of our admiration. This paid dividends on the field, as he spent the majority of the match staring into the air, uttering wisdoms such as: "The bees! The bees are plaid!", "Many things can be eaten, that are not food." and "Ooo... Shiny!". This allowed us to quickly secure the ball and get on wth the business of beating anything still standing into a bloody pulp.
The Zzabur of the game is: Proclivity. Although many players demonstrated uncommon ferocity today, none can hold a candle to the dervish of annihilation that is Proclivity. Well done! Tonight, you dine on Pie!
And Gamut. Report to the head coaches office. We will have Words about your inability to cause casualties, despite making repeated gangfouls.
A special mention goes out to Vain, who was an extremely good sport about the hand that Nuffle and Tzeentch had dealt him. He made the best of a situation that would leave many coaches - yours truly included - screaming in incoherent rage at our monitors.”
Egads, it is a terrible loss to have lost the last games Zzabur so quickly. EnglishJake was ripped to shreds by proclivity's Claws, his Razor Sharp Claws. Why cant you guys mutate and be more like him? Everybody is to spend three hours tonight trying to grow Claws! And Proclivity did this 3 more times before the end of the match, well not so much killing but wounding, maiming and murdering. Truly he is the inspiration to aspire to if you dream to be a Chaos Murder Machine.
Of the injured we have some unfortunate news. Sadly after a broken hand sidelined him for a game and continued to bring him constant pain Wolfskin has agreed to take a leave of absence while he checks into a physical rehabilitation center to get the treatment he needs to play his beloved sport again. Russo may not be far behind him if he misses any matched after his own hand has healed.
All we can do now is try to build up from this and get back into the game.
Since I have to award the Zzabur to someone in my own team and cannot give it to Proclivity. While all-grain did well dodging and avoid a fatal accident I am not going to award it to him due to the fact he had drunk a blue tinted elixer before the game and believed the opposition were friendly halflings trying to steal his hat. As you all know despite being one of the few beastmen able to wear a hat, all-grain has never worn one. Instead I name JoeBob707 Zzabur for taking out a troll's eye and keeping him out for the game. Good steady work from him but the rest of you need to pull your fingers out and mutate!
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