“Hold the line! Let courage be our shield against the onslaught of ruthless spirits! The dead rise and pound the vagabond kings! But the warriors of the wheel never yield!! A bone cracking stalemate we give them!

Hail to 9 Cylinders who braves the assaults of Hell to score in the rain! Upgrade fearless one, to sure feet.

And to Tor, the ref may hate you...but the fans hail you without end! Upgrade to 7M so no runner escapes your wraith. Hawk the prancers and pwn them into a 6 foot hole!

DeMaio "Hail to Adams, consumate warrior, who rides home bravely from a thunderous crack! Rest in the abyss, knowing thy corpse still rides on the upperworld. Slaying in the name of true bloodbowl! And to the newest brother of the wheel, Fox. Sly is his wit, fierce is his strike! Ride hard, giving flesh and soul for glory and fame!"
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