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Match Result · Ranked division · Tournament game
Match recorded on 2008-06-26 21:16:14
FUMBBL SMACK Legend CLXXIII round 1
CTV 2190k Human
1
Winnings 70k
Spectators
-1 Dedicated Fans
Casualties 0/0/0
 
 
Shambling Undead CTV 2010k
2
90k Winnings
Spectators
Fanfactor No change
1/2/2 Casualties
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
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1
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1
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3
5
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#2
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3
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#3
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5
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#4
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1
5
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3
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#5
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#7
1
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3
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9
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#8
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1
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1
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2
5
-
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#9
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-
#11
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1
#13
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2
#14
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7
-
#15
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1
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#16
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3
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TOTALS
1
2
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1
10
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5
19
22
3

#5 Plot a New course Mr. Sulu – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#5 Plot a New course Mr. Sulu – Smashed Knee (NI)
#9 Full power to shields – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#9 Full power to shields – Smashed Knee (NI)
Well I got diced horribly, the game was over by turn 8, and I had used my apoth.

I hate giving up, but I am like a lot of coaches here, I invest a lot of time and effort into my teams, and I don't like to see them destroyed. I wasn't going to conceed, so retreat was my only option.

Crib fouled my thrower to near death, which was expected, I put him there as my most expendable remaining player. But then he hunted me down despite my obvious strategy, forcing me to fight out the corner.

Then I was subject to the usual piss taking. No one likes being screwed by the dice, and I was ok with it until the end of the match. I know when to back off from teams, I know when enough damage has been done.

But yeah. Quote the 'rules' to justify destroying my team. Because I bet you have NEVER retreated before in a game have you?
Player Performances
 
 
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#1
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1
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2
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9
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#3
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2
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#4
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1
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2
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9
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#5
1
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3
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4
3
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#6
1
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3
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14
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#7
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1
5
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#8
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2
#9
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1
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#12
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2
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#13
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1
2
#14
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2
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#15
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1
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2
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3
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#16
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20
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TOTALS
2
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3
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1
17
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38
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4
Legend SMACK First Round

Select an action for Wishing on a Star
Foul selected.
Wishing on a Star fouls Zara the Slayer. (4, 1) +5
DIRTY PLAYER skill used on injury roll.
(5, 3) + 2, 6: Zara the Slayer has been KILLED!!
IGMEOY Roll = 3
Move ended for Wishing on a Star

Waiting for opponent to decide to use apothecary.

<Cribbleobblepie> w0000000000t
No apothecary or not used.
Zara the Slayer has risen from the dead to join Bring Out Your Stars!
<Calcium> \o/


Pretty much summed up the match. Took Zara home with me, totally outdiced Calcium, and despite what he percieved as me 'taking the piss', I was actually looking forward to giving this coach a game.

I'll put it down to the shocking dice and grossly unfair armour rolls, and add sincerely that a rematch would be welcomed gladly any time. Apologies again that you didn't enjoy the game, I know I'd find it hard to kepep smiling if the boot was on the other foot.
 
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