“Never ask a fling to play a bunch of women. The flings end up standing around the whole game drooling and looking foolish. Stingy Hamswiper left the league on a seriously bungled triple axle head spin. Something he thought would impress the ladies, but had never even thought of practicing.
Arby and Mangy will miss the next game due to a horrible case of broken hearts :(
Many passes were made, but the women never yielded :P”
“What can I say after that? It was really heartbraking to bend and twist these little cuties. We played stronger teams, we played faster teams, but we will never forget this brave little guys”
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Arby and Mangy will miss the next game due to a horrible case of broken hearts :(
Many passes were made, but the women never yielded :P”