“The first game for the Zoorks of Gork. ZoG started out very poorly by loosing the ball and foolishly leaving their right wing open to an all-out attack by the elves. They easily scored the first TD early in the game. However, ZoG dazzled everyone by cunningly stealing the ball from right under the nose of the snotty elves. Hurdling it up the field, past the desperately jumping linemen, resulting in a perfect pass. The equalizer was scored with just seconds remaining on the clock in the first half.
In the second half ZoG changed their tactics and became more physical. This was clearly to their advantage, especially since the ZoG coach managed to argue away three(!) fouls in a row.
With just five players left on the field, the elves could do very little to stop the rampaging orcs. ZoG easily scored the winning TD by the end of the second half.”