“The game started with some easy going headbutts on each side to test the opponent's strength. The Orc That Should Not Be decided he didn't like it all that much and went back to the dressing room, complaining about a massive itching in his small toe.
The headbutts got more intense and the teams decided to group-hug in the centre of the field for a few turns.
After about half of the first half was elapsed, the orcs found a gap through the ranks of undead and Orcier Than You! managed to run his way through the oppenents endzone scoring the only touchdown of the first half. The teams decided to have some tickling games for the rest of that half and nothing much happened after that.
After some serious ass-kickings by their coaches, the teams decided to take things more seriously in the second half. The orcs put up some massive defenses, yet Flirty to the bone managed to score. An extremly fast breakthrough allowed Orcetallica to score yet again however, and it seemed like we were on our way to our first victory.
Flirty to the Bone didn't gave up and even though the orcs put up a considerable defense again, the undead scored once again, close to the end of the game, after some impressive elfish style dodging (5+ 4+)and passing.
Orcier Than You! got some well deserved punches on the nose for scoring 2 touchdowns in this game. The team surgeons took care of The Orc That Should Not Be's toe by hacking it off and making him eat it. He will be fit for the upcoming game.
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GG Supaplex.
Happy to play a rematch anytime :-)”