“Journey to the concrete jungles of metropolitan proportions! This is the corporate Hades of the laborer! Today we face Administrative Incompentence, where their mistakes...is our fluorescent lit Hell!

The charioteers raise the warbanner and drive hard into the ranks of giants! The Dark Avenger plows horns and teeth into a giant and fells it to the hurt box!

Hail to Keith Marks who's battle damage does not get the best of him! With dead-eye accuracy he tosses the ball to the hands of Steven who marches into the endzone! Glory! Now upgrade, veteran purple heart warrior....to 7 movement!

The bonfires blaze black with eldritch unholy power! A sign that demon's child has returned! Hail to DeMaio, alpha blitzer, breathe once more! Stalk those who play true bloodbowl...and extinguish all in your way!

Ride hard the wheels of beast driven thrones!”