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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2008-08-09 05:42:55
60k
1/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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1
2
-
1
10
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2
13
44
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Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
-
-
1
11
-
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25
78
3
“Man, I thought *I* liked to whine!
Because I went a whole turn without rolling double skulls (I think I rolled it twice for the game, which is about average I'd say), he claims "10 perfect rolls", even though most were pushbacks and forced me to play ultra defensively until I could make a suitable break.
He makes 1-dice block after 1-dice block with no block vs block getting knockdowns more often than not, gets 2 casualties to my 0, and comes up with
"computer pegged u winner from the start grats on hitting the jackpot on the casino style slot machine dice engine"
dude, you simply got outplayed.
go back to bloodbowl school.
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LOL!
at no point did you threaten my line or place me in a position where I felt like i had lost control of the match. I didn't get exceptionally lucky, just simply didnt have much bad luck, whereas you had a bit more of both bad luck AND good luck than i - which is shown by the fact that our luck % are 1% apart.
*i* made the most out of my luck, *you* did not.
you got out positioned, shown by the sheer number of 1d blocks i forced you into (which you were wildly successful with, btw) and as such you were not able to put yourself in a spot where you could seriously pressure my ball carriers or put your own ball carriers in an attacking position.
in short, l2p.
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ahh, nice try, but you had the troll until the second half - i ko'd him with a blitz by a troll-slayer to free up my blitzer for his second score.
i mean, sure - complain about the dice, but dont lie to try and make yourself look a little less bad at the game.
OWNED!
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so my jackpot, is making 10 2d6 rolls in a row without rolling double 1?
hahahahahaha.
play me again, play me any number of times you like, and without YOU getting exceptionally lucky, im gonna win a minimum of 90% vs you.
face it, you got beat by a better player. just accept it, and the rage will subside, i promise
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would you like a rematch?
didnt think so.”
Because I went a whole turn without rolling double skulls (I think I rolled it twice for the game, which is about average I'd say), he claims "10 perfect rolls", even though most were pushbacks and forced me to play ultra defensively until I could make a suitable break.
He makes 1-dice block after 1-dice block with no block vs block getting knockdowns more often than not, gets 2 casualties to my 0, and comes up with
"computer pegged u winner from the start grats on hitting the jackpot on the casino style slot machine dice engine"
dude, you simply got outplayed.
go back to bloodbowl school.
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LOL!
at no point did you threaten my line or place me in a position where I felt like i had lost control of the match. I didn't get exceptionally lucky, just simply didnt have much bad luck, whereas you had a bit more of both bad luck AND good luck than i - which is shown by the fact that our luck % are 1% apart.
*i* made the most out of my luck, *you* did not.
you got out positioned, shown by the sheer number of 1d blocks i forced you into (which you were wildly successful with, btw) and as such you were not able to put yourself in a spot where you could seriously pressure my ball carriers or put your own ball carriers in an attacking position.
in short, l2p.
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ahh, nice try, but you had the troll until the second half - i ko'd him with a blitz by a troll-slayer to free up my blitzer for his second score.
i mean, sure - complain about the dice, but dont lie to try and make yourself look a little less bad at the game.
OWNED!
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so my jackpot, is making 10 2d6 rolls in a row without rolling double 1?
hahahahahaha.
play me again, play me any number of times you like, and without YOU getting exceptionally lucky, im gonna win a minimum of 90% vs you.
face it, you got beat by a better player. just accept it, and the rage will subside, i promise
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would you like a rematch?
didnt think so.”
Its like you don't remember what happened. I was down 3 men ( 2black orcs and my troll) after the second turn in the first half, and they stayed in the KO box through the whole game except for one of the black orcs who came in after halftime and you fouled him back to the KO box....when you are up 3 men in bloodbowl you don't have to be smart to win or some strategic guru.....and the only reason u out postioned me is because of a blitz and perfect defense after each one of your scores. Stop talking about how good you are its making me vomit while im typing this.
No, the Troll was out in the first half. I don't care what you say, none of so-called skill did anything. You won by hitting the jackpot on these casino style dice engine that picked you the winner. First by knocking out my 3 strongest guys and having me down 3 players, then to prove a point, i lined up all my guys on the LOS to see your block rolls. You succeeded in making 10 blocks in row. Congrats champ, continue your no lifer game play.
OWNED? You don't own me. The only thing you own is grandmas affection for being so good at Blood Bowl.....awwwwww, he's really good. Dumbass.
WOW....that was some fantasy you must of had last night.
Whenever u r ready dreamboy!”