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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-02-05 05:31:05
40k
3/1/5
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
2
6
-
1
28
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#4 Brother Ike Van Whitestone, II – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
1
-
1
11
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-
-
-
-
#2 Gemane Jef – Dead (RIP)
#6 El Kanon – Dead (RIP)
#7 Bonkslap – Dead (RIP)
#11 Beffie – Smashed Knee (NI)
#12 Bollocks – Dead (RIP)
#15 Tosser – Dead (RIP)
“This was the second match between these 2 clobberteams, and it was the best!
I took an early lead, fouling his Claw guy out of the match. Things were looking really super for me, as he was soon forced to use his apo. Killed a rookie beastman, but that was not the trophy I was looking for.
After I scored (easily, because he let me I'm afraid), things went downhill real fast. My star Blitzer (Nuffle have his soul) got stomped where it hurt most and perished. Undaunted, my star thrower (yes, lots of stars here) carried on, but alas, it wasn't meant to be. Claw/RSC and tackle vs an av 7 dodging thrower = one dead thrower.
I've never conceded a match in my life, and I sure as hell wasn't planning on doing so now. Why ruin the fun?
Off the record: the Evangelists won the match easily, 1-3. 2 players can't stop an army of darkness that powerful.
Aequitas, your team is going down, in this lifetime or the next!”
I took an early lead, fouling his Claw guy out of the match. Things were looking really super for me, as he was soon forced to use his apo. Killed a rookie beastman, but that was not the trophy I was looking for.
After I scored (easily, because he let me I'm afraid), things went downhill real fast. My star Blitzer (Nuffle have his soul) got stomped where it hurt most and perished. Undaunted, my star thrower (yes, lots of stars here) carried on, but alas, it wasn't meant to be. Claw/RSC and tackle vs an av 7 dodging thrower = one dead thrower.
I've never conceded a match in my life, and I sure as hell wasn't planning on doing so now. Why ruin the fun?
Off the record: the Evangelists won the match easily, 1-3. 2 players can't stop an army of darkness that powerful.
Aequitas, your team is going down, in this lifetime or the next!”
Things were very grim for me at the beginning. I was lucky he didn't roll a worse handicap roll, and unlucky with my Ogre missing the game, especially considering he JUST got the niggling injury with aging.
Anyway. We likely tied the record for most kills in a game in OPEN, or perhaps beat it in OPEN. Silly 7 deaths in stunty, how annoying.
When Baffers killed my beastman I secretly knew it was on. His evil commentary sparked the fire I needed, and damn, I sure lit his team on fire. After I used apo I had but one goal, kill the ogre or Jef. And I did. Jef will play no more.
After that Freddy just had his way, and the DP's pitched in here and there, working over time and loving it.
I must admit, it's just ridiculous how many deaths there were. Odds just don't favour it, but hey, I'm not complaining. I put Baffers in his place. And the rematch is some time away, so in the mean time I'll wait, and when he's ready, we'll beat the RIP record. Boo-yarr! ”