“Obviously I was not the favorite coming into this game. My team was coming off 2 SI's last game, and an RIP that could not be avoided by an Apothecary because my star blitzer was knocked into the crowd. But I wanted to get this game over with as soon as possible to get things moving again...hopefully in the right direction.

Then my opponent pushed my start Str 3 catcher into the crowd...guess what? RIP. Oh, then he laughed and told me how hilarious it was.

Granted he probably didn't know that in as many games I'd lost two start players to the same fate. Gonna have to retire this team despite great promise after their first 2 games! They just can't make it with 9 players and 30K in the bank.

My friend's dark elf team went 11 games with one RIP. Bastard!”