“After an early scare, were it was feared that Cuchullainn may have passed away, when in fact he had just nodded off (being the lover of the Morrigan goddess of life and death has it's advantages), the Champions of Eriu got their passing and hard hitting game together!
Dagda, Ferdiad and Cuchullainn scored the touch downs, recieving great passes from Lugh's 'long arm'.
And great credit must be given to Diarmuid O'Duibhne for continually punching a hole in the 'Bards defence, sending Goethé to the morgue!”
“After the death of Johanuss Goethé, there was little celebrating in the team showers. Only dry towel whipping was allowed, since the team prefer to save the wet whippings for happier times.
The Bards, return to their dressing room, and compose a sonnet, in honour of their fallen blitzer. All except Oskar Wilde, who immediately went to physio, and a cosmetic surgery consultant, to check that his stunning good looks wont be damaged from his broken jaw.”
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Dagda, Ferdiad and Cuchullainn scored the touch downs, recieving great passes from Lugh's 'long arm'.
And great credit must be given to Diarmuid O'Duibhne for continually punching a hole in the 'Bards defence, sending Goethé to the morgue!”