“Hand held cannons vs bladed wheels of steel! No mercy! No reprieve! No second chance! No tomorrow!!

The teams slam into each other with frenzied rage! But the cold winds of fate bless the undead against the norse fouls and the game is won without resistance!

But the match is not without celebration! We rejoice in the conversion of Knife to a Role! Let thy eyes sink into thy skull, and prey upon the living with lustful haste! Spin thy wheels to kick dust no more...but serve Hell's demons upon the highest volcanic perch!

We destroy Block's chariot and demote him for his wounds to assistant coach...lead the way as minister of ball play.

Three upgrades! Mike Farona scores to the cheers of thousands and upgrades to guard! Fearless warrior of the blade! Biondi activates the Arm of Death(TM) and readies for war!!! And lastly, Ger Blok is back in action...to prey upon prancers of dodge....thy weapons of tackle are energized...and ready to SMACK!

DeMaio "With the return of Columbus Clobberer and the lost of a niggler, we go forth proudly to serve the winds of death!"”