“In a recent forum topic regarding the question, "What is a sadder sight than a 12-player underdog Fling team?", the following reply was posted by Nuffle:
"A 12-player underdog Fling team forced to say the last rites for two comrades in addition to pulling a maladroit Treeman's face out of the mud, all on the first turn."

Although the dice failed the poor Flings in every key spot of the first half, they battled to the end with rigid determination. Meanwhile, Toots McGraw continued his streak of punting stunties and crossing off names. Poor Carmal Jammas learned that while he has the stature and footspeed of a longbeard with a limp, he lacks the iron jaw and pus-for-brains.

Thanks to Coach Clay for allowing Micky Shortsock and Polbo Bagend to be part of the Panic's post-match barbecue, and of course for being a classy, good-humored opponent throughout what must have been an extremely frustrating match.”