“When i see first lineman get KO'd in first turn RIBB-IT i think 'no no here we go again' the elves recoverd though and manage to stop dwarf drive and steal ball then some elves run up field while the other helpless lot got pumbled into the grid, So we score.
In second half i see them elves RIBB-IT trying to pick up ball RIBB-IT but they must be eating snotlin's at half time RIBB-IT and hands are slipy so dwarfs are like beating team down and trying to run faster to get ball
RIBB-IT so we get ball some how i dont know i wasn't looking at this time of game anyway elves try to throw ball but FUMBBL's it, i wish i have wizard at this time i will use it on them pansy elves, so now dwarfs get ball and elves are all dancing around jumping singing and waving at crowd, then them sneeky dwarfs score and do some closeline's on elves kneecaps.

"OK frogboy thanks for your time over all sounds like an enjoyable one for the crowd, now back to you jim in the commentary box."”