“The lizards are afraid to come out on the pitch at first, due to our chainsaw and DPs but eventually they are convinced to play the game! One of our first actions sees one of our trolls rolling a both-down and BHing himself (no regen) so we decide to use the apo since it's turn 1!

The chainsaw still hasn't started and we grab the ball and move it into the middle. A SS gobbo tries to dodge away from a diving tackle skink but the skink KILLS him with some sort of super-tackle! Ouch!

Finally we start the chainsaw and now the KOs start rolling in on both sides, however with the lizards out of rerolls we are able to run upfield a bit, but we still can't stop them breaking the ball free a couple of times. On our last turn we go for a difficult series of moves that almost get us a touch down, failling on the 2nd last GFI!

The ref bans the chainsaw from the 2nd half, booooo! They push forwards quite well and our trolls are being totally useless- rolling triple skulls and then refusing to stand up for several turns. The lizards take advantage and start taking out our goblins while going for the TD. We see two gobbos killed, another niggled, and the KO box has 5 in it.. we've just 2 + the trolls left on the pitch! They score on their 2nd last turn with nothing we can do about it, and we set up just 7 for our last 2 turns. We try and set up a troll toss, but we can't push away the marking saurus and the lizards win the game!

Well won Ash, fun game despite the horrific losses :P”