“Our chaos dwarves face forrest_gump's new wood elf team. His other woodies have a ludicrously impressive 70% win rate over 100+ blackbox games!! They get IRONMAN as their handicap and naturally it goes to their strip ball wardancer.. he may ruin our day today!

Early on their treeman fails a 2d block against a dwarf and ends up prone- we pile in "The Foul Gang" as our hordes of fans call them and gleefully send him to the badly hurt box! The elves stream up one side and at one point they can run in a touchdown but instead leg it down towards the far flank to burn up some turns. We charge back and manage a single die blitz with a block-gob that turns up the POW we need to take down the wardancer! Still, it doesn't look too bad for the elves, but now that they are out of rerolls they start failing dodges and leaps when they need them most and we are somehow able to snatch the ball and set up a last turn sprint-handoff-sprint to take the lead!

The heat leaves their IRON wardancer and our centaur on the bench for the 2nd half. With injuries it's 11 of us vs 9 of them.

We secure the ball and push forward extremely slowly with a massed cage of dwarves all around the elves. They still manage a good 1d blitz to knock over the ball carrier at one point but the bounce is kind and they can't get at it despite having a couple turns to try due to our poor picking up skills. With so few elves on the pitch we can then score easily on turn 7.

They go for a 2-turn TD but fail the catch due to a tackle zone and the game ends 2-0 with no harmful injuries on either side. Good game forrest_gump!

Our skillups were +STR on a blocker and +AGI on a hobgob.. hot diggity!!”