“Hospital. A legendary team in Stunty League, coached by Kalamona, a man with such mythical luck that I enforced a cowardly ban on him after frustrating myself senseless in the many previous losses. It's nothing he can control, but that don't help when you sit in front of the computer ripping your hair out in fury over how those Strigoyans always make it through your defenses.

Now Hospital lacked their Strig Lord, and the FF 30 was simply too tempting for Fattie's boys since they needed money for a new chaos minotaur.

As usual Kalamona's team, despite having SPP 11 as the most skilled player, walked right through the defensive lines, brought down the ball carriers on those crucial blocks etc., while my team took 3 turns starting the chainsaws, missed the first 4 rounds of blocking on my block troll despite 3 dices and Pro and similar matters. I cursed how the gods of Fumbbl seemed to not want me to be able to play the most active stunty coach.

But in the end it turned a bit. Hospital actually missed a few dodges, even if they put in a couple of gems as well like dodging into a cage and 1d block the ball carrier for a clean hit.

I made a crucial mistake. Happy about how I would for once not lose to Kalamona I expressed joy over how luck at least didn't deny me the tie. I uttered the words in T16, when only 1 turn remained. Nuffle must have realized his mistake and in the following turn Henry Ham, who was so happy about his chance of a new skill after the match, was RIP'ed and the apothecary failed. And after the match my AG 4 wonder Butterfingers age niggled on his skill roll.

But at least it ended up being an enjoyable match! Thanks, Kalamona! See you around!”