“Probably the ballsiest pro elf team we've ever met! A challenge from the depths of the woods, up 39ts, made from the elves to the rabid road warriors! A call to game we accept!
But the gods of courage see their test, and with strong winds, blow strength into their limbs, granting them the dauntless power of strength and endurance. Now, the elves stand ready to take the pounding of the wheel!
Hail to GW Bushwacker! Thy power glows for all to behold! In a powerstrike to the neck, he collapses Jack's throat! The elf is dead before it hits the ground! Hail! And in the last seconds of the game, Bushwacker sprints forth and receives the handoff from DeMaio, stealing the win! Pelts of lions shall litter your battlecar!
DeMaio "Truly an insane elf team! We who die in glory salute thee!"”
But the gods of courage see their test, and with strong winds, blow strength into their limbs, granting them the dauntless power of strength and endurance. Now, the elves stand ready to take the pounding of the wheel!
Hail to GW Bushwacker! Thy power glows for all to behold! In a powerstrike to the neck, he collapses Jack's throat! The elf is dead before it hits the ground! Hail! And in the last seconds of the game, Bushwacker sprints forth and receives the handoff from DeMaio, stealing the win! Pelts of lions shall litter your battlecar!
DeMaio "Truly an insane elf team! We who die in glory salute thee!"”