“I have heard people liken Uberskiller to a sociopath, but to me playing against him this morning was like playing with my kitten Lucy.

She is really, really small. She interacts with her toys just like they are real living things. Maybe she believes it, or maybe she is jut trying to show off. Sometimes, early in the morning, she will act like she’s not there but then just jump out from around the corner and attack my feet. Some people might think it’s cute at first, but she doesn’t know when to quit. She’ll keep biting and scratching at my feet way past the point of annoyance. Then, when I get bored and stop giving her the attention that she craves, she starts biting and scratching a little harder. I look down on her, and she has this look in her eye like she really thinks is a great big tiger, that is really putting a hurt on me. But she’s just a pussy. So I giggle a little and find something better to do.
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