“Our gobbos are missing a troll for this game and have a chainsaw for about the 5th time running! We face DustBunny's 11-lady amazons who have a single handicap of buzzing, given to their sole tackler. No less than 7 of them have blodge, so I think we'll really have to get the saw going to take them out.

We receive and start the saw up on the first turn with a RR. Excellent! And things go brilliantly, with the saw lasting all 8 turns (despite being knocked over twice), and being a total pain for the zons who see 3 casualties and 2 KOs while we run the ball through, though we take two badly hurt goblins on the way. We score on our last turn and the ref somehow hasn't noticed the chainsaw!

They set up just 6 vs 11 for the 2nd half- looks good for us unless they can get a quick touchdown. And a blitz followed by bounces into our half for a touchback gives them the chance they need! Their MA8 blitzer dodges away upfield and sprints right into the back meaning Nobbla (who failed to start the saw in our blitz turn) is the only gobbo who can reach her! But the plucky, frenzying little super star goes for the blitz and with a reroll cancelling the first skull manages to throw their blodger into the crowd with two -2d blocks! But we're in trouble with the ball back there and the amazons are all over us- we never even have a chance to start the chainsaw as we need nobbla every turn to lend a hand and try and get the ball. Eventually they get it and and despite our best attempts they score on their last turn.

We set up for a last chance thrown-gobbo touchdown... but a pitch invasion stuns our only troll! Cheating amazon fans!!! Fun game DustBunny- we wuz robbed!”