“A very tough match. The beginning looked like the timid elves would be blown out with terrible luck for the entire first half. By half time the fearsome dead rock stars held a firm 2-0 lead.

The second half started with the cowardly elves scoring quickly to cut the lead to 1. Then all seemed to be bleak and the elves were once again being mauled by the over zealous rock stars. With a botched attempt to pick up the ball in the back field, Timid did the opposite of his name and ran into hell to get the ball. Now all alone back stage Timid had to rely on his fancy foot work to dance around enough to survive the hard rock attack.

Surrounded by decomposing rock legends Timid saw a ray of hope when Spineless, one of the teams fastest players ran deep to distract some of the rock star by yelling "Free Drugs". Not realizing that in their current undead state drugs would have no effect, the stars turned and asked Spineless for dime bags and LSD. Using his friends clever distraction Timid pushed back the biggest cannibis user of them all Mr Bob Marley and ran like a frightened school girl to the end zone.

Now with the game tied the elven mommy's boys tried to stand up to the now very upset rock stars. (They really didn't like Spineless's drug gambit) The hoarde of necrotic divas rushed deep into the gutless elves half. The elves threw themselves at the hoarde by become elven speed bumps. The game went down to the final minutes as Syd Barrett who was just taken down when Timid tossed himself between Syd's leather clad legs. With a herioc effort Syd stood up lunged for the ball just beyond his reach. Syd grabbed it and ran for the end zone, however with Timid caught between his legs (actually Timid was wrapped around Syd's right leg like small children do to their fathers, except Timid wasn't laughing he was screaming like a recently casterated choir boy) Syd stumbled just as he was about to cross the goal line.

Fortunately for the meek elves the ref blew the wistle and the game was over. However since rock stars don't like to just go home after a gig, the insisted that the Mommy's elves go to an after party with them. The afraid to agrue with the much larger rock stars the elves reluctantly went and wisely paid for all drinks. This horrific event has taught these cowards a valuable lesson - rock stars can drink a great deal. The elves will be working over time to pay off the insane bar tab from the after party.

Thanks for the game Erickan, lots of fun. Rematch anytime.”