“The game began with the Nard Harpies coming out with terrible blocks causing quick turnovers which allowed the Watchmen (SWL) to score quickly. However this allowed the Nard Harpies time enough to grind up the field with a gobbo in the middle of a big fat stupid Ogre cage. The Watchmen (SWL) made attempts to break in down and squish the little green nard Mexogd Evilclaw but to no success and the little nard ran in a touchdown in the dying moments of the first half.

The 2nd half saw the Watchmen (SWL) kicking to the Nard Harpies and the kick was deep giving the Watchmen (SWL) time to flood into the back field. The Nard Harpies were able to get the ball within a slight cage of Ogres but by then the Watchmen (SWL) were pressing down on the Ogres. With the pressure on, there weren’t too many options left for the Nard Harpies. Thankfully enough they had been practising their infamous Throw Team Mate manoeuvre, and without any hiccups Mexogd Evilclaw went flying through the air to land on his feet and run in his second touchdown for his, (possibly short lived) career.

In the end the Nard Harpies couldn’t put up a decent defence and the Watchmen (SWL) slipped through to score another touchdown and bring the game to a draw. Though the touchdown was tense as the Nard Harpies did get some players around the ball, but the Watchmen (SWL) kept their heads and stood up to the challenge.

Twahnlows:

3 votes: #4 Ozymandias – Took a number of huge blocks from the Ogres and rarely went down.

2 votes: #8 Captain Metropolis - +AG lineman who is going to cause many headaches if someone like Xtag Greatbone doesn’t get to him soon.

1 vote: #12 Dollar Bill – Human thrower extraordinaire. ”