“Our gobbos face Larrythemad's orcs. We're a bit down on numbers after a couple bloody matches in a row and have only 13 on the roster versus 12 orcs. Our trolls are going to have work extra hard here!

We start well, bringing the ball through the middle in a massed loose cage with the trolls on the outside, but the orcs all pile in and start a mass fight, the louts. When they KILL Snuggles, a brand new (and cute) addition to the team and the doctor can't save him, we get angry! Really angry! Between DP fouls and troll-punchin we proceed to BH their troll (regen), niggle a blitzer (apo saves), KILL a lineman and -STR seriously injure a black orc! Meanwhile we've successfully run the ball through and can score with ease on turn 8 with just 5 orcs left on the pitch.

It's 10 vs 10 for the 2nd half and our fans disappointingly fail to get the ref. Their first blitz niggles a SS gobbo, so I Hit Stuff KILLS the blitzer standing in front of him in retaliation! A bloody game so far for both teams! They move the ball forwards but super-stunty-super-dodging means we get 3 gobbos through and blitz him over with our super gobbo Gimp who then grabs the ball in front of their troll. The troll rolls 3 dice... and it's skull/skull/both-down... the troll is down and Gimp is fine! He scampers towards the endzone to make it 2-0 for the goblins! The fans go wild!!!

They have 4 turns and push forward very well, getting the ball to a black orc eventually and an early gobbo dodge failure means we can't stop him blitzing through for the touchdown: 2-1!

And so ends a very bloody and entertaining match!

Cost to replace dead and injured orcs: 210K
Cost to replace dead and injured gobbos: 80k
Emotional cost of the loss of Snuggles: priceless.

Rest in peace, little one.”