“[edit: this was my 300th fumbbl match and my 100th blackbox match :) ]

Our gobbos vs iena's no-reroll ogres. They have 8 ogres and 2 gobbos total - one ogre has block making him our #1 target!

We start well with star troll I Hit Stuff niggling an ogre with the first action of the game. The enemy apo is called out and saves him. We then push forward with most of our team, leaving the ball carrier a little alone at the back. However when their block ogre goes for it to blitz a gobbo and slips we have an opportunity to execute our famous 'goblin hug' procedure! The ogre is dragged to the badly hurt box and won't be able to play for the rest of the match after that display of friendliness!! A missed dodge by our ballcarrier at the back means their goblin can grab the ball and run downfield to score on turn 4 - whoops!

With just 4 turns to equalise we rush up one side as fast as we can - in the second last turn in a bid to remove their goblins we KILL one with a gobbo blitz and badly hurt the other with a DP foul, getting Jonah sent off. They react by KILLING a goblin and are just able to get a tackle zone (but not a blitz) on our goblin who's in range of the endzone.. but he fails the dodge!!

7 ogres set up vs 9 of our team for the second half, though we are still losing 1-0. They pick up the ball with an ogre on the first turn, meaning things will be pretty tough for us. However we do manage to get a 2d blitz on him with a troll, knocking the ball into the crowd. It's not our day as the ogre fans throw it right down to our endzone and we spend the rest of the half trying to get it, and when we manage it the dastardly ogres blitz over every attempt we have at getting the ball downfield. Our final turn TTM attempt sees a fumble and the goblin MNG'd to secure the victory for iena.

I'll get you next time iiieeennnaaaa!!”