“The match started out with the apothecary mistakenly thinking he was to get Mkox Greathacker into shape to play and Xtag Greatbone drinking something funny before the match giving him a bad case of bone head. Voladea also drinks something funny but in her favour, as she gets totally psyched up and can’t get injured all game.

The Nard Harpies line up to kick and kick badly causing a touchback for Burning Passion, but after knocking down a couple of Ogres they fumble a quick pass. Burning Passion quickly redeem themselves scooping up the ball getting it to Idona who rushes up the field into the Nard Harpies half. Unfortunately Chrystyne badly hurt herself trying to block Zaphod Vanx.

Qwez Ednax blitzers the catcher knocking her down, causing the ball to fall to the crowd, who throw it back right next to the knocked prone catcher! Zaphod Vanx is able to surf Idona into her fans, who take care of her and let clamber back to the Burning Passion dugout. The Nard Harpies set up some defence and prep themselves to go onto the offence if they can get the ball. Gvene the Third rushes up field to get into scoring position whilst Hyza the Third runs in to scoop up the ball, unfortunately her hands slip and it bounces among the players only to be caught by Mkox Greathacker, (apothecary is looking lucky).

Immediately the Nard Harpies go onto the offensive Qwez Ednax surfing Kassina II getting knocked out. Mkox Greathacker runs down towards to the center of the field to join fellow goblins for some protection. Xhi A’kan’tl messes up a block, knocking himself over and opening up a good chance at Mkox Greathacker. Gvene the Third blitzers Mkox Greathacker knocking him sending the ball sprawling, but then catcher Eva keen to make a difference in the game blocks Librux Kromprii badly, knocking herself down.

The Nard Harpies cleared the tackle zones from the ball and Bums Boneeye on his debut game runs in and snatches up the ball. Xtag Greatbone stupidly tries to foul Voladea to no avail with the remaining Ogres just pushing the Amazonian ladies around. Burning Passion make a couple of blocks on Bums Boneeye without success, then Gvene the Third knocks herself down with a shocking block on goblin Mkox Greathacker.

With things looking slim for the Nard Harpies Librux Kromprii throws Bums Boneeye who lands with amazing ease to then run in his first touchdown. Nard Harpies up 1 - 0. The next drive sees Hyza the Third throw a very clean pass to Akara who has situated herself close to the Burning Passion endzone void of markers. The Nard Harpies are able to get a couple of goblin markers on Akara and attempt a blitz, but Nukb Madbone trips over trying to block Akara. Akara doesn’t block Bums Boneeye but still is able to dodge out of the tackle zones and run in a touchdown. First half ends 1 - 1.

The 2nd half starts with the Nard Harpies receiving the kick and the Nard Harpies are off the mark with a Quick Snap, giving Mkox Greathacker time enough to get under the ball and catch it. Quickly the Ogres form a cage on the line of scrimmage with Mkox Greathacker sit snuggly inside. Xhi A’kan’tl messes up an easy block with a goblin assist to bring both himself andKassina II down. Burning Passion put up a screen before the cage in an attempt to slow it down.

The cage rolls slowly forward and Zaphod Vanx blitzers Hyza the Third but is unable to take her down. Burning Passion then seek out stray goblins, knocking two of the little critters down. Once again the cage moves forward and the Ogres push the Amazonian women out of the way, still yet to send some to the dugout injured.

Amazonian catcher Eva pre-empts the possibility of the team stealing the ball, and the rest of the ladies start to press at the cage opening up one corner. Unfortunately catcher Idona tries to block Zaphod Vanx and ends up knocking herself down.

The cage gets reformed and in the process heavy hitter G’kar Tencle seriously injures Gvene the Third breaking her ribs and putting her out of action for round 4. Once again the cage is breached and Mkox Greathacker looks in danger of being sacked with the ball. Fortunately Zaphod Vanx knocks the Amazonian out of reach of Mkox Greathacker, and the cage is able to roll forward again with some great blocks by the Ogres. Q’harr Zob manages to knock out Amazonian blitzer Zerma and the crowd start to hold their breath with the possibility of another Nard Harpies touchdown. Nukb Madbone rushes fast towards the end zone giving the Nard Harpies another option for scoring if needed.

Burning Passion manage to put up a small screen and breach the cage again, putting pressure on Mkox Greathacker, but Hyza the Third isn’t able to dodge into the cage getting knocked down in the process. This time Qwez Ednax steps up and stuns the blitzer Voladea, the cage gets formed and this time Bums Boneeye tries to foul Voladeo to no avail and is banned from remainder of the match.

Nukb Madbone gets pushed around but the Amazonian women just can’t seem to take him down. His role as charlatan scorer has paid off well. Burning Passion put up a last ditch attempt at neutralizing the touchdown, but Zaphod Vanx smashed Akara out of the way allowing Mkox Greathacker to run on through and score the winning touchdown.

In the dying moments of the game Pela badly hurt G’kar Tencle.

Twahnlow votes:
3 votes: #2 Voladea - Running around making a nuisance of herself all match being an iron-woman.
2 votes: #10 Hyza the Third - Running, passing and being a nuisance as well.
1 vote; #1 Pela - For badly hurting an Ogre, that’s a tough hitting b***h.”