“The cowards faced serious competition today by calling on these vicious Rotters. The game opened with Worried rushing rapidly for a touchdown and taking a quick 1-0. The Rotten ones then mounted a half long drive to tie the game by half time. However during this drive they pound, beat, and broke the terrified elves. By the start of the second half only 7 elves could line up agaisnt a full team of Rot.

The second half say the Mommies Elves continue to suffer at the hands of nuffle. The Rotten ones keep bashing and breaking elves. They were unable to do an injury if it didn't destroy the unnerved elves permanantly. However halfway through the second half, Timid, a blitzer who had seen enough decided it was up to him to change it.

Summoning all the courage he could, he drove deep into a Rotten cage in a vain attempt to regain the ball. He dodged and weaved through 8 opponents single handedly. He plunged into the cage, dropped kicked the increadibly well protected ball carrier and knocked him over. The ball bounced out of the cage and was quickly picked up by Petrified. Petrified instantly passed the ball to Meek 2.0 who ran it deep into Rotten territory and eventually scored the game winner.

While celebrating his atypical courage and even rarer sucess Timid was brutally attacked from behind. While down and the game out of reach, Timid was savagely kicked while on the ground. This cowardly act of unnessassary violence saw the rising star extinguished. The late foul put a sour point on what was other wise a very exciting and challanging match. Timid will be remembered by his teammates as a coward who truly overcame his fears to achieve greatness, if only for a moment. However they say greatness, however brief, last for ever. As such Timid will be welcomed in the land where no shadows fall as a revered hero.

Thank you for the game MrSerch, I accept the foul appology and welcome a rematch anytime. I understand that sometimes anger will get the best of us all, but such is life. Perhaps the rematch need not be against these guys, I am sure they enjoyed thier first taste of elf. I really don't want to let them have some more.”