“Overheard from the human changing room after the match: Ogre UKMD Melon and manager
' Melon, can you please tell me why you spent most of the game rolling around on the floor?'
' Sorry boss, but them dwarfs are so small, I had to lean over so far to hit 'em that a kept toppling over. Boss, you know im top-heavy'
Manager shakes head ' Sigmar knows its not your brains that make you heavy!'
' look on the bright side boss, I only failed one bonehead'
' Well that is a blessing' says manager in sarcasm.

A fun match , but boy can them dwarves throw some blocks! Once you get behind them and stand off from them its a lot easier. Maybe my opponent would of had a better game had he caused his casualities earlier, as they started to gain a big numerical advantage by the end of game. :) ”