“This game got off to a great start for VVV as a Sabretooth foul took out highly rated Gruur. I made the most of it, rolling a cage down the line and generally beating up orcs in the process. In particular, Pritchard the troll was exceptional as he battered his opponents on the scrimmage line.

The second half opened in similar fashion. After a ball handling error by thrower Guugdish, legend Komog was brought down and surrounded by beastman. Once again Sabretooth executed a superb foul and ended the career of one of the great black orc blockers.

Just when it looked like Teef Rippas were up against it, things started to go less well for VVV. Firstly, out of position after jumping on Komog, the orcs ran for the opposite flank and slipped past comfortably. Pritchard started to wonder where he was, confused by people running all around him, and the team couldn't get back.

The final drive just didn't go so well. Coach Chainsaw had apparently been playing a drinking game where he would drink whenever an orc goes down injured, and his drinking buddy when a chaos player hobbles off. His pal was a drunk and they both were pretty sure this match was suicidal for VVV. As it transpired, they weren't just winning, but causing damage in the process. A merry Coach Chainsaw babbled some incoherent instructions, and the baffled players ran into a green wall and had little way out of it.

A draw was snatched from the jaws of victory. Still, we retired Komog. =)”