“Nuffle punishes me...

I lose the coin toss, have to kick. Things looking good to begin, opponent Block mino fails niggle roll, he uses apoth. I set up my 11 guys, and think...can my luck hold out? Should I kick for a BLITZ!? Seeing his lineup with almost no-one deep, I think, nah, what are the chances. I'll kick deep and have my gutters swarm the backfield...

BLITZ!

Bah! Nuffle was angry at me for not kicking shallow and catching my own kickoff. Nuffle punished me harshly, with his patented 'Tons Of Ones' strategy. Even my BLITZ! turn ended early due to snakes.

I did manage a reverse gangfoul play that forced his stall to score instead of risk a 2 dice blitz on his ball carrier...but after the touchdown both my KO's sleep...and 3 players affected by heat! Both SV and a GR...

...

I almost score anyway, but roll some clutch crap dice, and he recovers the ball in time to prevent my touchdown. Bah!

Second half...BLITZ! again...although I manage to force his to push my stalling gutter into the end zone to avoid some possible crowdpushing.

At the final kick, after a desperate 1 die blitz I came within 1 die roll of winning on turn 16...but rolled a 1. Nuffle wasn't through with me yet, I guess.

Oh well, tie is better than losing, and at least the team is back to full strength.”