“Alas, we have been poor too long! Starving to decimation, the charioteers resort to digging in the trash for food.

Scummer "ooo, here's some lovely filth. yum!"
Worm "I found a banana peel!"
Straif "Hey, hand that over! All I found is a dirty sock...stinks, but is edible."

DeMaio "all I found is.....a gutter runner!"

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Gutter Runner "This is my crap! Go away!"

"make us!"

And so the challenge was issued....bloodbowl for scraps! But the woven tales of fate took hold of destiny, and a crowd drew....50,000 strong!

Hail to DeMaio who slams rats into the ditch and wins this day! Courage be strong...and strength be fierce! Upgrade, ye alpha blitzer, to tackle! Reap the heads of the fallen with power!

And to Worm, who scores to the delight of fans...bring in the new followers, and upgrade...to sure hands!

DeMaio "A great surprise victory...one that brings us the money to cast the final spell! With bleeding death...I summon from the hordes of Hades...the Dark Avenger! Thy sleep is nil...and thy rage is immortal! Pummel thy way to glory and infamy! Roar!"

The charioteers earn enough cash to cease eating out of trash cans...to enjoying animal flesh...of all varieties!

Speed kills...and murder's on my mind! Ride!!”