“The Lizard looked at the sign-up board (gamefinder) and saw that THEY were the Top Team at the time (first time I've had a team with the highest TS/TR on GF.) The machine told them that 'Clint Eastwood Roles,' an undead team that trailed blood, was the team they should play. Quickly, WindexChugger went up to Manbush and offered the match. WindexChugger came back to his Lizards with good news...the Blood Bath was on!

The handicap: Virus!
Receiving Team: Lizards!
Favored Team: Lizards!

Things were looking good.

Lizard received and quickly moved the ball towards the line. The opening foul showed up a BH zombie...no regen. Clint Eastwood Roles retaliates by knocking out a Saurus. Bad trade for the Lizards. Enfuriated by their loss, the Lizards aimed higher...their target was Clint Eastwood Roles' higher skilled mummy. They blitz him down, he's laying in a good position. Lizard circle him. The Third Smelliest Lizard, the man with the spikey boots, runs at the mummy. Splat! The mummy is dragged off the pitch into the Badly Hurt box! Regen fails!

When Clint Eastwood Roles fails a block, the Lizard grin. One mummy down, one to go. They knock down the other Eastwood mummy. Before fouling, they shove a wight into the crowd: knocked out!

Mr. Boots goes into the fray again...the mummy is asking for it. Unfortunately, the Third Smelliest Lizard is tired after maiming the previous mummy, and he can't even break armor. The Ref has had enough, and sends off the fouler. The Lizards coach argues with the ref, but only irritates the ref even more and WindexChugger is ejected from the game!

The Lizard continue to break Clint Eastwood Roles' moral. Every turn, almost all of the undead are lying prone. Many are stunned, some are taken off the pitch. Clint Eastwood Roles do manage to knock out the Papa Lizard, though. On T8, the Lizards score.

All 4 KO's (two from each team) wake up for the second half. Now it's time for Clint Eastwood Roles to have their revenge: they receive.


The two teams come out of the dungeons after the half ready to play. Lizards are looking forward to bashing more undead. Clint Eastwood Roles know the half will be as, if not more, tough as the first half. Missing a mummy, and their better one at that, was a critical loss.

The teams set up, but Clint Eastwood Roles have lost their will to beat up lizards. After four blocks (one of which was rerolled) and a blitz, only one lizard falls to the ground. Hoping to gain a quick advantage, the zombie pile on to the fallen lizard for the foul. After the dust settled, the lack of zombie moral was clear: the lizard was only stunned! Clint Eastwood Roles grab the ball, but fail a pass, and the ball is out in the open.

The first half saw one mummy leaving the game, and the Lizards hoped the second half would follow the first. They abandon half the pitch, and all surround the lone mummy. It seems the spikey boots were left in the dungeons during half time; the Lizards follow Clint Eastwood Roles in only stunning their target. The ball is grabbed, and moved to the side the pitch opposite the Lizards. Another foul, another stun.

Lizard send off their MA8 Frenzy Saurus after the ball, and knock loose the ball! Inspired by their star blitzer, the Lizards go for another mummy foul. The Trickiest Lizard prepares for the foul, jumps, and...knocked out! Seems as though Clint Eastwood Roles is mummy free for the rest of the drive!

Lizards move to grab the ball but the intended Skink trips on a GFI (with reroll) and stuns himself. The ball is, however, covered by a Saurus.

Clint Eastwood Roles' ghoul grabs the ball, but fails the dodge! The ball is still loose!

Lizards surround the ball, before picking up the ball and moving it...not very far away but hopefully it will do. But no! The previously blitzed down Wight jumps up and blitzes down the ball carrier and then grabs the ball! He is a blodger, so only one Lizard can bring him down: The Fourth Angriest Lizard.

He is a block/tackle/break tackle/frenzy killing machine. He skills up in 1 SPP and coach WindexChugger has been sacrificing goats, rats, and halflings every day in hopes that Nuffle will let the Fourth Angriest Lizard keep his youth and not age.

The Lizards break open the necessary holes, and the Fourth Angriest Lizard goes at it. It takes both frenzy blocks and a reroll to bring down the wight, but down he goes. Lizards surround the ball, but the skink going for the ball fails a dodge. It's okay though, the ball is surrounded by two lizards.

The next turn, T5, the Lizards get the ball and move it towards the endzone. Zombies fall, and Clint Eastwood Roles' ghoul is pushed, along with a zombie, next to the sidelines. They dare not stand up...the crowd is hungry.

T6: Clint Eastwood Roles get their blodger wight by the ball carrier, but he is knocked out in the ensuing blitz. Zombies stand up, only to be knocked down by lizards the next turn.

T7: Clint Eastwood Roles move their remaining wight near the ball carrier. Although he is 4 spaces away from the sideline...that is not far enough! Both frenzied sauri have at him, and he is shoved into the crowd. The crowd devour him with a great roar: killed, regen fail! The Crowd love the Lizards now, and after the lizards score on T8, they give the Lizards a FF in appreciation!


The game was crazy. What started off as a foul fest quickly turned into a slaughtering. Luck meter says 50%, but it was worse than that for Manbush. Dodges failed, blocks showed no pows, and regen was broken; whereas Lizards were blessed with pows, 6's, and lovely fouls.

Now the lizards have a huge stockpile of cash. Coach WindexChugger stated soon after the game that he was unsure of what to use it on. He knows that the Fourth Angriest Lizard is likely to age very soon, and wants some gold on hand to replace him. If things go bad next game, and they lose a saurus in battle as well as through age, all the gold will be needed. Still, the lizards don't have their 16th player, and another reroll would be handy. Gold will always be used...only time will tell what for.


Thanks for the game, Manbush, it was fun. My luck is sure to run out soon...and when it does it will be a bad day to be a Lizard.

Rematch anytime...I think your zombies want revenge.”