“Round 3 of "The Guys" tournament!

"Fo' Da' Ho'de" was definitely the underdog in this match, starting with only 10 players against the advanced team of "L'Espece Humaine"!

But do Ogres care about numbers?! Hell no!... Less human meat to share!

Git, the newest player of the team, definitely proved himself tonight! The first TD he orchestrated was a very definite one, he even decided to not go for it, and wait until the next turn for the score. Even then, the humans had no chance to get the ball off his hands... he even shoved one of them before going for the score!

At the 8th turn, the only possible option was to get thrown across the field with the ball in hand, to then blitz one of those ugly catchers, and run in for the TD. Unfortunately, the hit merely pushed the catcher, and the required dodge was failed by the 'ironman' Git.

The 2nd half was a very exciting and nerve-wrenching one. The goblins we're taking definite advantage of their stuntyness! Unfortunately, they got caught up in their amazing acrobatics so much that the stinkilly clean humans managed to sneak-in behind the lines and score.

The action only became more packed, the humans being extremely lucky in their endeavors, but the goblins never stopped trying, always fearing what the ogres would do in the case of failure!

During the huge, final brawl, with only seconds left in the game, Zap manages to sneak out of the turmoil, and grab the ball. After peaking at the clock, he knows there's only one option... 'ironman' Git, who's all the way at the other end of the field! Amassing all the momentum he could by sprinting a few steps, he launches the ball with all of his little body's might! The crowd goes dead-silent. Even the brawl seems to be at a stop while the spiked leather cruises through the air...

Git, who is busy grimacing at the humans in the stands on their side, notices the ball only at the very last second, zooming towards him with deadly accuracy. As the longbombed pig-skin gets in arms-reach, he doesn't hesitate... the ball is a missile, but he feels good today, he is 'ironman' today! He catches the ball, barely able to keep his balance from the crushing of such a throw. He doesn't think more than he has too... he knows he has enough time... no need to risk a trip, risk to get smashed by an ogre tonight! He runs, fast, but not too fast. The clock ticks 3, 2, 1... his foot crosses the line just before the horn sounds the end of the game. Git does it again, with a perfect longbombed pass from Zap on the game's last turn!

The stands cheer, applaud, and roar even! Even the humans can't help but to be in awe of the ogres' and goblins' mastery of the game...

"FO' DA' HO'DE!!!" they all cheer as the Orc king applauds them.


Tis a gewd day to be stunty! 8D

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